zeldathemes
If I look back
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. My name is Kate and I'm determined to be happy. (INTP; phlegmatic)
I am Lost
come home talk to me brain twin sista goblin queen supreme gay bootylicious me

i’m happier now than i have been for the past three years combined

roachpatrol:

poetrymafia:

tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

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you know what i didn’t even fucking realize this until right now you go pepper potts four for you pepper potts

goatdick:

openyoureyesandlooknorthh:

lunar-starchild:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Wtfff how …

But how do you not notice a snake crawling into your vagina ?

LMAO THIS MAKES NO SENSE that would have to be a tiny ass snake to fit thru her fallopian tubes and how do u get past the ovary you’d hav to burst thru it or some fucked up shit and anyways this is apparently some xray of a guy who shoved AN EEL UP HIS ASS

goatdick:

openyoureyesandlooknorthh:

lunar-starchild:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

Wtfff how …

But how do you not notice a snake crawling into your vagina ?

LMAO THIS MAKES NO SENSE that would have to be a tiny ass snake to fit thru her fallopian tubes and how do u get past the ovary you’d hav to burst thru it or some fucked up shit and anyways this is apparently some xray of a guy who shoved AN EEL UP HIS ASS

stargates:

why is this so hard

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

comealongraggedypond:

anghraine:

friendly reminder that Harry Potter

  1. at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’
  2. at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head”
  3. mastered the challenging Patronus Charm at thirteen and proceeded to teach it at fifteen
  4. resisted the Imperius Curse at fourteen and soon learned to throw it off completely, even when cast by the incredibly powerful Voldemort
  5. also at fourteen, learned to cast a powerful Accio Charm
  6. at fifteen, was training other students
  7. at the same age, under extreme stress, tested as ‘exceeds expectations’ or ‘outstanding’ in every subject that required actual magic (including the dreaded Potions)
  8. same age, cast a briefly effective Cruciatus Curse
  9. at sixteen, became a star Potions student simply by following superior instructions
  10. at seventeen, successfully cast the Imperius Curse on his first try, and used it repeatedly
  11. at the same age, cast a successful Cruciatus Curse

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                     (via ginevvra)

#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show

reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

What the hell is that?” I laughed.
“It’s my fox hat.”
“Your fox hat?”
“Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.”
“Why are you wearing your fox hat?” I asked.
“Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

John Green (via aberforths-goats)

I am often asked how I came to write this particular exchange in Looking for Alaska. So here’s the story:

In high school, my friend Masa wore a fox hat as an emblem of protection whenever he was violating school rules, and when I asked him why he did this, he said, “Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”

So…yeah. that’s why.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

obamafart:

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

i honestly don’t know which one is you because you bOTH STEAL THE SANDWICH

heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
Bill Murray (via infamoussayings)

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

foxie202:

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

I can agree to this

"what’s your sexual orientation"

riyoyukai:

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